401(k) for Blackbeard

No joke, this is from an article titled "A Lesson About Saving for Retirement by Blackbeard the Pirate" from the actual Prudential website:

"You don't need to be a pirate to accumulate a retirement treasure. By enrolling in the NC 401(k) Plan, you can take advantage of a wide variety of benefits, including pre-tax contributions by payroll deduction, tax-deferred growth and increased contribution limits. It might be just the thing to help you sail away to a better financial future.

"In the early 1700s, sailors along the coast of North Carolina had to worry about Blackbeard the Pirate robbing their ships so he could live out his dreams. Today, you don't have to worry about pirates roaming the Carolina coastline, but—like Blackbeard—you should be concerned about building a stronger financial future..."