6.21.06 News of the Day

1) The parking lot smelled like gingerbread this morning.
2) I accidentally beaned a woman on the bus with a paperclip I was trying to use.
3) My metal watch is giving my wrist a rash.
4) I ate a spoonful of cookie dough for breakfast because it was faster than a bowl of cereal.
5) A dear friend is moving to South Africa tomorrow and I refuse to cry today.
6) My sister reminded me that L.A. - where she's moving in August - is due for a massive earthquake. And that, my friends, is bad news, Emily!