Office Haikus

Oh the day is long
though the candy dish is full
I sit here restless

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Kachunkachunka
Now whirring mercilously
Die copy machine!

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No hesitation
Beeline for the candy dish
Twix is the bestest

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Stop talking to me
Why do people bother me
With such stupid things?

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Student employees
Funny kids are fun at work
Now losing their jobs

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Mysterious stuff
Budget cuts and grumbling words
I’m the last to know

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NOW IT'S NEARLY FIVE
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THIS
SO I SAY PEACE OUT!