A Periodical for Everything

I was just reading an article that cited research published in the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report.
I'm not even kidding.

I pictured the wannabe goth kids played by Chris Kattan and Molly Shannon on Saturday Night Live printing a newsletter about death and gloom on an inkjet printer in their basement.
In reality, it's a report published - yes, you guessed it... weekly - by the Center for Disease Control (CDC).