Writing an episode of "24"

I found this bit of wit on a blog:
"How to write the perfect “24” fan fic episode/season"



One reader responded with brilliant observation "anybody identified as 'Kim’s Boyfriend' cannot end the season with both body and freedom intact." It's so true. Think: Rick, Miguel, Chase... (I won't spoil the drama of the body parts lost, for those of you who have yet to watch previous seasons.)
Let's see what happens to psychiatrist-turned-boyfriend Barry in Season 5. My guess is that he will, at the very least, get a broken nose and maybe some broken ribs, courtesy of Jack.