Huggies, please?

I was at Target this evening, running down my list of things I needed to get. Next on the list: baby powder. I went up to a Target "Team Member" and asked him where I could find the diaper section because I hadn't found any baby powder in the general cotton balls, lotion, etc. sections. He leaned in a bit and asked "What?"
"Diapers."
"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you."
"Diapers."
"Sorry, I can't hear very well." (leans in) "What are you looking for?"
"Diapers, like for babies."
"What? (cups his ear) What are you saying?"
"Diapers! Di-i-i-i-per-r-r-rs!"
and then I found myself shouting in the middle of the busy store:
"DIAPERS!!!!!!"

"Oh," he said. "Diapers are over there."

I think the humor of the whole scene - and I can't kid myself that it wasn't a scene - was more powerful than the embarrassment factor. And so I giggled all the way to the diaper section.

Standing in that aisle, I found the second thing at Target that made me laugh...


(It's this sort of thing makes the camera-phone totally worth it.)