Man Purse

I just finished recording the last episodes I needed from Season 5 of "24" onto VHS. In addition to the comments about how no one on that show ever eats or goes to the bathroom, there was also a lot of discussion this season about Jack Bauer's "Man Purse" (aka "The Jack Sack" or "The Jack Pack")."Frank" must have been an online shopper between shifts at the oil refinery because you can find his bag o' tricks on Amazon.com
The infamous Man Purse (*all the tools Jack ever needs sold separately)

It's like a cool, urban version of Batman's utility belt.
My only concern is that the bag has velcro. Someone who is constantly hiding from bad guys doesn't need to deal with noisy velcro when he's trying to get something out of his bag o' tricks.

What we know he has:
-His handy-dandy spyglass
-A magical cell phone that can't be traced by anyone, anywhere and always gets perfect reception
-The PDA of all PDAs with GPS capability and USB ports
-Lots of extra ammo
-Guns he picked up from bad guys he has killed
-(and didn't he pull some smoke grenades out of it when he stole the helicopter in the first hour?)

Speculations on the other items Jack has in his M.P.:
-iPod
-Deck of cards
-Ice pack
-Change of socks
-Gum
-DVD from Blockbuster that he hasn't quite gotten around to returning yet today